Head over to da Mishka Bloglin to read my commentary on Avril Lavigne’s newest music video/desparate attempt to define kawaii/I don’t exactly know what she was trying to accomplish here, so whatever it is.
Today is Friday and that means a lot of things. It means you may have gotten paid today. It also means that you are probably getting a bunch of Facebook reminders about stupid events from a person that you only see when you are out and wish death upon for wasting seconds of your life by sending you incessant notifications. Well, I don’t want to be one of those people, but there are some cool events going on tonight that I am going to so if you want to have fun (or if you are stalking me openly) you should check them out. You probably already know that I work for this joint, so that I have to be here regardless BUT. I am actually really stoked to see all of this dude’s art up in our store. Spoiler alert: there’s a lot of this “Grim Creeper” character and some ladies in some positions that got us reported on Instagram. Oops. So, if you’re into butts, blurred lines, and free Red Bull & vodkas, be here at some point between 7-10 for Reginald Pean. There will also be a dope shirt for sale. Don’t spill anything or I will yell at you. I might also be across the street at Trophy Bar inhaling as many burgers as possible before happy hour ends. Post-Mishka event, head to Webster Hall for Rusko because you remember what it was like to be 19, waiting for that one line: “Wake the fuck up.” before losing your shit and probably your phone at some point later on. Or you hate this kind of music, but Rusko is undeniably an entertaining performance. Also, T&B bb/my biggest fan on Twitter, Tony Quattro, will be opening and his new EP is MADE to be heard very loudly and in a large space like the WH main stage. Find me in the corner charging my phone and dancing for 5 minutes at a time until I need to charge my phone again. Also, the Studio party now features everyone’s favorite funny guy/label head Nick Catchdubs & whoever the hell he wants to feature that week, so the whole building is in session. Except the middle floor. Don’t go to the middle floor. Tickets here. After all of this, I will go to this party at this new venue called “My Bed” and where the drink special is “Gatorade” and this is streaming on a thousand screens:
Our Brooklyn Broadway shop is turning 5 years old today and we put together this lil party to celebrate! If you’re NYC based, come out tonight to the store from 7-10PM for some free beers and raffles with prizes from awesome Brooklyn-based brands like Gimme Coffee, Trophy Bar, Bedford Slims, Brooklyn Brewery, and Trouble & Bass. The after party is at The Flat, right down the block, with bands & DJs. If you’re in Miami right now like I had hoped to be, go fuck yourself. I’m incredibly jealous but this will still be really awesome. Just colder. Buy me a shot and bring me an Adderal because I’m working from regular office hours-4AM. Just kidding, I accept Red Bulls as well.